All 11 game Reviews


Dark Seal -anime tutorial Dark Seal -anime tutorial

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

The first tutorial I've seen...

...that makes me feel like I can actually draw well. You've made drawing anime characters...well, the challenge of it got through all right, but previous tutorials kind of lost me because it still seemed complicated. But this tutorial actually makes me want to buy Adobe Creative Suite right now so I can get to work.

I knocked off a couple of points for sound because I wasn't terribly fond of the music you played in the credits, but that's relatively negligible. Other than that...Thank you. THANK YOU. A million times, thank you!

P.S. - Your Metroid thing looks pretty groovy.



Yeowi the Pervert Yeowi the Pervert

Rated 4 / 5 stars

You know something...

I like furries.

Okay, I said it. I like furries and while I think that it is a bit fucked up that the idea of Manimal screwing the shit out of other women turns me on, that's how it is. While I would never want a woman in real life who's part cat or pretends to be part cat, looking at pictures of furry cartoon sex can be hot sometimes.

Unless it's rape. It's just more fun if everybody's into it. :)

So obviously, people who hate furries will not like this. Being that I'm essentially informing the public as to the goodness of this game, I'll just say: ATTENTION FURRY HATERS! YOU WILL HATE THIS GAME SO DON'T BOTHER PLAYING! STAY OUT OF OUR FUCKING FETISH!

Now then...

If you left out the fact that the characters in your world are running around having sex all-willy-nilly, I find that you're still building a world which is piquing my interest, even if I don't quite understand it all. (I've read the introduction twice, but the best idea I can get of where this world is is in this other universe, where people who have passed from THIS universe reside...did I get that right?) I'm interested in learning more about your characters, and even reading stories involvling these characters in the world you've made, erotic or otherwise. Knowing that you're expanding on this world makes me wish next Monday was coming tomorrow. You've created a wonderful world. The fact that your characters are running around having sex all-willy-nilly is an added bonus.

The game mechanics are VERY challenging, but it's a fun game, and you end up wanting to do better instead of just x-ing out in disgust. (Nice touch making the preloader game a training ground for the real thing.) I personally wish there was more of a reward than seeing somebody naked and being able to jiggle their tits, but that's me, and I'm sure there's a very fine line between what you're doing and being just plain sick.

And here's something others may have missed - you've included plenty of material for female/gay furry lovers! That's a serious oversight in most porno games that appear, and the fact that you brought that to your attention is brilliant.

And I LOVE how the game will automatically save your progress. Great touch.

So you know what, furry hate aside, be proud of yourself. Even if I hated furries, I hope I wouldn't be such an asshole that I would completely ignore how CLEAR it is that you busted your ass on this game. (I probably would, unfortunately, but that's beside the point.)

Here's how I would improve the game: I'm sure you've got plenty of other things you want to work on, like completing the rest of the character biographies. But if you find the time, reuse some of your characters during the actual gameplay by using different poses, placing them in different situations. I would keep getting one girl in the same pose. I would think, "She's nice, but let's make her look different...different clothes, a different position." I think that would really improve the replay value of this game.

One last thing. I don't have any clear ideas for characters I want to submit yet, but I would like to see women who are, well, softer. Less muscle definition (some of your girls are ripped like men), smaller breasts (Jesus Tapdancin' Christ, I don't care if it's a cow thing or not, somebody milk Milky, but quick!)...more feminine, really. You've got a pretty good share of agressive females, and you shouldn't change them for anything, but you should balance it out a bit more.

Or maybe I don't truly understand the way of the furry. Whatever, that's my opinion. :P

OK, I'm done, finally. Again, I really hope this finds a supportive fanbase. I'd love to see more material in the extras section. Good luck!

P.S. - I know you said you were updating the game every Monday, but does that go with the "extras" webpage as well? And are you going to add more of your art to it?


There's some debate, but overall people find this review helpful
Yeowi responds:

i update both every week. yeah, the characters are strong, but that's healthy. i think women deserve porn just as much as the guys. but i guess porno companies don't think about it. It's interesting how people either love or hate this game. it's all a matter of a point of view. yeah, i programmed this like a madman. it really shows.

hey, if you are an adult go ahead and order up a commission by e-mail. don't be bashful when you describe the character, all the details are important.


Dress Up Party-Demo Dress Up Party-Demo

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Hey...

This is a great dress up. I've been keeping my eye on the Portal for the full version and I've yet to see it. I mean, normally I'd be paitent but it's almost the end of March. Have you given up on this game?



Anime Female Tutorial Anime Female Tutorial

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Thank God...

I've always wanted to learn how to draw, and I think this will bring me to a good head start. Thank you.


skull-basher responds:

glad I inspired you
thanks for reviewing


Chun-Li strippoker Chun-Li strippoker

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Better than I expected!

OK, look, I proudly admit (via the anonymity of the Internet, woo) that I'm all for cheap nudity as long as it's hot cheap nudity, and while some may say that your drawings don't look much like Chun Li, I liked your renditions (actually, if you had a more perfect replica of Chun Li drawn, it would just feel too weird for me to go through).

I also liked having to depend on luck and skill to see her naked instead of the simple click-and-drag process of dress-up games or the trial and error process of dating sims. That, and the fact that it was hard to get to each 5000 credit checkpoint to see a new pose, just made things hotter.

I think it could've been better with more poses (I got a straight flush worth 20,000 credits at one point, knocking me past the teasing images and bringing me straight to the spread - needless to say, I was pissed). If you had more poses, teasing your audience a bit further, it would've been a five (I gave you a four). If you wanted to go above and beyond the call of duty, animated stripping scenes would've been SWEET, as well as dirty talk from Chun Li (nothing audio - text would be perfect as long as it doesn't look like a 5-year-old wrote it).

That's just me, though, and I think I might have creeped you out with the dirty talk idea, so let's just wrap this up: solid effort, this is going on my favorites list. Hope to see some more work from you soon!


R-i-c responds:

thanks for your review. I've tought about animated scene's myself too, but i decided to wait with that until i'm better at animating. The idea of dirty talk would have been a nice extra touch to the game.


Wild Shooting (v.1) Wild Shooting (v.1)

Rated 2 / 5 stars

You're almost there, but...

It's impossible to shoot anything.



EVA4 sim date rpg V1.02 EVA4 sim date rpg V1.02

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

As much of a spoof as this is supposed to be...

I think this is the most accurate dating sim on Newgrounds. Yes, it's sad, but it's sad because it's true.



Create-A-Gun : AK Demo Create-A-Gun : AK Demo

Rated 4 / 5 stars

This isn't a bad idea...

I'd like to see you expand on this. You know, make everything customizable from a base gun. I'm not just talking colors, here. Ammo types, barrel sizes, laser sight, etc. Inscriptions on the grips and stuff. Make a firing range to test out the gun, and do a preview mode to see what the guns would look like if some guy posed with them. Pull that off and I think you'll have one of the most entertaining tools on NG.

Admittedly, this is not my cup of tea. However, I know friends who are military nuts (I'm talking hanging out at the back of the classroom discussing modern warfare strategy, that kind of nuts) who would go fucking apeshit over a flash like that. Even this alone would give them a few minutes of entertainment. Very creative!



Resident Prostitute Demo Resident Prostitute Demo

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Nice!

And I'm not just saying that because of rampant sex. It may be because I'm relativley new, but I never found a graphic adventure on here that really interested me. This one does. Go all the way on this one, Melvin. No pun intended.


iqueloque responds:

thank your for your review.


TWIG:2 Twig's Revenge TWIG:2 Twig's Revenge

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Shows promise

OK, this movie's concept is cliche. But on the plus side, you've got a LOT of skill as a flash animator, and this movie has style to spare. Hone your sense of humor, and find your own voice, you should do fine.